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From scabs to a dead mouse

 "Like skin under a torn off scab" was probably not the best thing to say when describing how people at the office look after a usual day of work, but it felt apt at the time. My lead, the manager of the front of the office, looked me square in the eye and nodded; she got me.  On a regular day, we are eyebrows deep in other people's trauma, she said. And that was the day I decided to move to New York.  I had gotten too used to the grit of it, maybe even almost gotten used to it, and when you are getting used to women begging for money to replace the lock on their door for the third time you do need to have your head examined--or bring that head somewhere else entirely. And New York was were my friends were, so off to NYC it is--was. It made matters easier that after nearly two years my husband still hadn't made a friend and was refusing to try. Maybe it would be easier in New York where we already have friends--my friends, I thought, but they are mostly his friends no...
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The shits

Daily I do the same three things, such is my penury: I issue cards, I process applications, and I comfort people. Only the names, the numbers, and the stories vary. At times I find myself disassociated, floating above it all, looking down upon my life now, expecting to see the Ghost of Christmas Present there, beside me. I issue cards, I process applications, and I comfort people. Sometimes all of that for one person, sometimes just one or two of those things. Between these moments, if I have one to spare, I read a page of a book or check my phone, disassociating that way instead; I have learned to use my mental Illnesses to my benefit. This is how we succeed in Capitalism, isn't it? I ask myself if I can continue floating down this river Lethe until I retire; the benefits ARE good, after all, and eventually I will have more days off to get away from this, and wouldn't that be enough—having fewer days of this? My answer changes daily, but I do nothing because I am too tired ...

Party pixies and voids

 I mentioned the party that I went to, the one where we thought we had scared a man to death immediately after arriving, but I did not mention my overall state of being at said party or of recent. A moment at that party illustrates my awkward spot; I was there at that party and it was... fine. I was so excited to be there, but the minute I arrived, I was over it already and wondering just how much a Lyft back to our place would be.  I think it is partly the fact that the dress code of so many parties is party pixy or... oversized T and jeans. Which is fine! It's just... one group is saying "Look at ME! I am a straight, cis man but I can wear a pink shirt and fake eyelashes... as long as I have my arm around my girlfriend the whole time!" and the other is saying "Oh, this is a party?" And I hate myself for judging them both for this because... I would love a hypothetical world where people really did just fuck with gender and wear whatever they wanted, but when i...

Tuesday

My coworker, Grace--the one who mimes shooting herself in the head after particularly hard clients, had a bad birthday. I was sitting in my cube, looking at the photos of rich British people's estates that I have taped to the walls and thinking about the weekend--it was Tuesday--when my coworker, Angela, came over to me and stage-whispered, "Is Grace here yet?!" I shook my head. Angela looks a happier, thinner version of Aunt Lydia from Handmaid's Tale and is perpetually concerned about everyone's well-being. Angela says, "Great! I... I baked her gluten free brownies and got them ready to bring in... but I left them at home, on the kitchen table." She looks like she accidentally killed a child, poor thing. I offer to buy something online and have it delivered, and her relief is instantaneous. "Thank you SO much," she says--before rushing off to get started up front.  She is up front, working reception during the quieter morning hours and I am j...

Head injuries and impending doom

He came at us about 1 minute after we finally got into the party—after one guard had grabbed Jason's hand as he tried to take back his ID, assuming the guard was done with it, and after that guard had proceeded to lecture him about why that was wrong and why he could have kicked him out of the party… if he wanted to "go there," and after the second guard grabbed him as he tried to re-enter the party having just apologized to the first guard. We entered, we talked about how odd it was that both guards had focused on Jason, and then the man in his late 30's, balding and bumbling about drunkenly lurched towards us and then fell backwards, splitting his head on the asphalt. On the ride over, I remember feeling anxious. Her car was old—what I imagine an old Chevy looks like to someone who doesn't know what one looks like. It was red and rusty and the whole back seat was covered in a layer of dust and things. When my husband got into it, running back after closing hi...

tatertots and tots

 Tater. Tots. The name is everything you need to know about them. Not "potato" but "tater" and not little but "tot." They evoke a simpler time where longer words didn't yet exist... or an aged crowd groping for feelings long lost. Or is that the same thing? In Portland, regardless of what they symbolize, they are everywhere. They are ubiquitous and usually utterly uniform in taste and texture; they have the inner texture of white fish you usually find in a taco or a Fish Stick and the outer texture of diced potatoes browned in butter. The only variation seems to be spice and toppings, ala "spicy tots" or "tots with tartar sauce." Ahh--creativity.  For me, tater tots symbolize this city because they used to be fucking cheap and are now less so--that and they are generally unassuming, regardless of their state of dress. So far I find Portlanders to be like the kids in high school who were vaguely associated with the cool kids but whos...

Thursday

He was vibrating with anger. He paced as one might do in the privacy of their own home--not in a waiting room surrounded by strangers, and surely not back and forth in front of the reception area full of people sad and hungry and eager to be anywhere else. Periodically, a loud "WHACK" would split the silence of the room as he took one of his meaty fists and slammed it into the palm of the other. I was alone at the front desk. One does not want to be at the front desk when a large man with furious eyes is darting around the office--one especially does not want to be ALONE at this time. He had buzzcut blonde hair which was tufting slightly longer around his head like a medieval monk and his face was a soft pink. His eyes were a watery blue. His eyes darted to mine as he talked about what a FUCKING mess it was that he was FUCKING screwed by the system again because no one FUCKING cared and he would show them, those FUCKING assholes.  Was I such an asshole? I finished helping a 6...